My evening consists of two amazing pieces that will be brought together in complete harmony:
The first part is the Kardashian Wedding on E! and the second part is junk food. I have Ben & Jerry's S'mores ice cream waiting in the freezer for me. I also have Brad's White Cheddar Puffs. Even the biggest health food junkie can't deny that this seems like the perfect evening. Hey, I've worked out five times since last Saturday so I totally deserve this. Never mind the fact that last night, my friends and I followed up our completely fatty meal with beers and White Castle. Health, BE DAMNED!!!! (I did gross myself out, by the way).
The thing is, I've had a totally terrific week. I've been stupid busy, social, completely productive, and have taken care of my body (minus the junk food). So, tonight, while the thought crossed my mind to take myself to see Contagion or calling some friends who also have off to maybe go out, I decided that I would probably enjoy Plan B more. The fact that I haven't showered today and don't look all that hot definitely helps Plan B's case.
And so, what do we think Kim and Humpries are going to fight about during the planning of this impossibly lavish wedding? I bet it'll be over Kim's controlling ways. Or Kris will get in the way and piss off the engaged couple. Who knows? That's why I have to stay in and see what is going to happen.
This is a big deal, people. Get your DVRs ready if you won't be home. Come on, you know you care.
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